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The NFL began penalizing helmet-to-helmet hits and hits
to the head with its "Targeting" rule in 2018. This rule change
was part of a broader effort to reduce concussions and head
injuries in the league. While the NFL doesn't explicitly use the
term "targeting" like the NCAA, their rules regarding helmet
contact and unnecessary roughness serve a similar purpose.

 

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A football team operates like a fine tuned machine.

The blitz was called, everybody goes.
The QB shuffled and out of desperation
throws the receiver a hanger that leaves
you in a vulnerable position.

Never leave your feet.

What’s the protocol for a fumble?

 

[SurfFisher]

The Guinea broad married the cop.
She was scared of getting raped do
to her family’s illegal activities.
Now she’s a Lizzy.

 

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A monotone voice is a flat, unchanging tone.

The other day I just get out the shower.
I here the bell ring and I quickly put on
a pair of shorts and answer the door.
Brother was just standing there.

If I remember correctly there was a TV show
with a black Tarzan. It wasn’t on long. We need
to make another one but this time in the Amazon.
I was like 5 years old and it was re-runs from
the 60’s. I can’t find it.

 

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Six months later I decided to stop in and say hello.
I was all decked out.
How you been? I haven’t see you in A while.
Good, hey thanks. Are you getting off? Do you need a ride home?
Sure!
I can’t remember anymore what happened after that.

We’re not Irish.

 

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Don’t shoot the messenger.

Get out of the line of fire.

Look it’s spix.

 

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Pour me a tall one.

hi dee dee

 

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I was psychotic not stupid.

 

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