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Old 04-02-2008, 04:26 AM
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Default My Dear beloved friend, Abigail Rahlie Simple

I received the following email So I sent a reply email.
Im Abigail Rahlie Simple
Lets see if the moron responds.

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Dear beloved friend,

This is to inform you about my success in getting
that fund now, I want you to contact my secretary on the information bellow.

NAME; Barrister Mmadu James
Tele phone number +229 93 16 49 00
EMAIL;([email protected] )
Ask him to send you the total sum of (US$5M) Five Million United States Dollars in A CASHIER'S CHEQUE, which I kept for your compensation. CONTACT MY SECRETARY now for your money.
Regards,
Mr John Mark.



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Dear Barrister Mmadu James
Please send to me from you the total sum of (US$5M) Five Million United States Dollars in A CASHIER'S CHEQUE.
Your honrable boss Mr John Mark asked me to rite to you in faith which he has kept for my compensasion. Could it be that the good lord has deemed me a worthy disiple?
My beloved husbind Bubba Ray and my sons Booger and Sparky are besides theyselfs with dilight.
None of us ben gitten any sleep except Bubba Ray. Since his axident and hes not xactly right in the head.
The paster says that God has chosen our family because we are strong enough for the burden. This is the answer to our prayers.
The doctors say Ray needs a head operasion to releef some pressing stuff from his skull.
There was a pretty nasty fight at the bucket of blood and Ray got wacked with a pool stick.
Do you know what a pool stick is? Well anyway he was hurt somethin feerce and coodnt even remember us for a hole week.
I hope this note finds you well. Be sure to tell Mr. Mark Thank you thank You
I await your reply
In faith
Abigail Rahlie Simple
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:32 AM
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His reply. lol

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Hello

Be informed that I got your message, I did not waste time to take your Draft to the Courier for airliftment inquiry. When I got there, I was told by the Director of the courier, Mr Charles Morgan that your Draft can not be airlifted expect that I have the Draft insured which he told me that in all, both the airliftment and the Insurance cover will cost me US$650 while as I told you, I have only US$200 which was given to me by my Boss before he travelled out of country.

Be informed that this is position of things now and I do not have the remaining balance of US$450 to complete it so that your Draft will be safely airlifted and successfully delivered to your address. The Director told me that it will only take his company 48 hours to get your Draft delivered to your doorstep by their Diplomat who will accompany the Draft.And that you should send your Identification which the Diplomat will use to identify you during delivery of your Draft to you.Hence you have to send it, it is very important for safe delivery.ok.

Now I suggest that you come down to Cotonou Benin Republic and pick your Draft at no cost at all. Once you get to the Cotonou International airport, just call my Number and I will come to the Airport and pick you up or more better still, you should send your Flight Internary to me and I will book a Hotel accomudation for you. This is because there is no how I can be able to deduct even a single cent from Draft because it is the only the beneficiary who have the right to deposit it with any Bank for Cash.
Get back to me while I wait so that I will serve you better.
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Barrister James Mmadu
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:33 AM
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I will cook up my reply shortly.
So we can make this an ongoing prank.
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:46 AM
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can he take food stamps>?
i don;t know nuttin bout drafts as it's never cold or windy here']
is that plane serving vennison?
i would like to send 450.00 but i would have to rob the licker store down the street.



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Old 04-03-2008, 11:47 AM
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lol

When I get back Ill cook somethin up.
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Old 04-03-2008, 11:56 AM
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went home sick, you drive safe you hear?



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Old 04-05-2008, 06:42 PM
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Heres the reply.


My dearest Mr. Barrister
I just got yer email after we got back frum church. The computers ben on the fritz lately
so it took a bit of doin but i got back on line. Now youve got me nervus.
I dont no wat to do.
If I let you no how i can rase the xtra mony you hafta promis me youd never ever breeth a word to Ray.
Heed thump me but good and probly skin me if I sel his nascar colecshun so Im goin to sel his varmint rifel insted at the blood bucket.
He never gose thair no more cause so he stays at the bar lookers not hookers. Anyhoo Hes still in a chair with a little motor on it but im not sure anybody is home. The poor dear just drools and stairs. The insurance guy says that we will get a nurse to help out.
The fellars at skanks beer emporeeum ware i used to work said thaid pass a hat for poor bubba ray so maybe we could use the mony to buy the draft thingy.
I dont think its posible to bring bubba ray down to Cotonou to pick the draft. What is the draft? Do you guys race over in cotonou?
How can we get the check? Im sorry about the qwestions. Oh dear.
I can make a hundred bucks dancin at lookers but one of the managers is a prik pardon my frensh. He wont let me work if hes there cause he said i have stretch marks. What a dooche. Dont worry i will sel the nascar minis ifin I hafta.
now i need your promise that your traps kept shut or ill be ridin in a motor chair with bubba. by lord hed wake just ona count of that.
Promis me. and tel me what todo.
In fondness
ARS
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:44 PM
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Old 04-05-2008, 09:53 PM
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Wow Jim, so you're rich now, Huh? Cool......
Can I have your fishing stuff?
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