Striper Steves signiture gave me an idea for this thread.
"Life is like ass, your either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, trying to get a piece of it or behaving like one"
Saw this one on another site.
"If you can read this thank a teacher. if it's in english, thank a soldier".
How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.
Arthur C. Clarke