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Old 02-14-2006, 04:28 PM
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Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner,shows and any other baubles that women find romantic.
Secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day." Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of
the holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ. That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball
rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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Old 02-14-2006, 04:33 PM
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Cal, you cracked me up ,Im going home now to cook a pork roast I've had marinadeing in white whine for 24 hours....
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Old 02-14-2006, 04:41 PM
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Thats classic
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Old 02-14-2006, 04:53 PM
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Haha ,,, unfortunately, this is one holiday that has been slow to really take off.

I first heard of it about 5 years ago and, in spite of my generosity on Valentines Day, Steak & BJ Day (though clearly marked on the calendar) quickly became Cold Cereal & Shut The F*** Up Day.
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Old 02-15-2006, 10:21 AM
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all I'M going to say is "obviously you guys don't know the right women..." :)
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all I'M going to say is "obviously you guys don't know the right women..." :)
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all I'M going to say is "obviously you guys don't know the right women..." :)
And obviously you're not married
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:19 PM
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very astute observation...

even if i was married....i do enjoy a good steak.
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Old 02-15-2006, 01:52 PM
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NIIIICCCEEE!

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Old 02-15-2006, 01:58 PM
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even if i was married....i do enjoy a good steak.
Great one-liner Terri.

I can't decide whether I want my wife to see this thread or not. Not.....I'm a whimp.
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Old 02-15-2006, 02:57 PM
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Hell I copied the text from the original post and emailed it to my girl. Guess we'll have to wait and see what happens in a month
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The only problem that I see with this whole concept is the excessive time elapsed between Feb 14 and March 20th. It might work better if this new holiday were say on Feb 15 or 16,,, before the good deeds done on the 14th lose their influence on the situation.

Anything that could turn it into "Cold Cereal and Shut The F*** Up Day" is all that's remembered for more than 30 days,,, anything else seems to be conveniently forgotten by then, lol.
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It does not work for you because you guys have the wrong date.

It shoud be March 10th which is officially the 69 th day of the year

Unless it's a leap year

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Dude! Way to resurrect an ancient thread
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