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Old 04-15-2009, 10:15 PM
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:



There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.



Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
following stipulations:



1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -

Unemployment fixed.



2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-

Auto Industry fixed.



3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -

Housing Crisis fixed.



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Old 04-15-2009, 10:33 PM
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I'm in. When do I get my million?
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Old 04-15-2009, 10:48 PM
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OH DUDE, I'm donating your mill to the STRIPERCOAST SURFCASTERS.
i can not only fix the economy but conservation is my biggest concern...
i hope you approve?



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Old 04-15-2009, 11:13 PM
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OH DUDE, I'm donating your mill to the STRIPERCOAST SURFCASTERS.
i can not only fix the economy but conservation is my biggest concern...
i hope you approve?

YES, I approve. You will get no objection from me, but you knew that.... Protecting a fishery that not only I can enjoy but my kids and grand kids is EXTREMELY important.
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great Idea... I'll keep my million... I've done enough for conservation of the species to last several life times...
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Wheres my mill? Im retired already.
I've generously opened up the work force several times with just the jobs I've been fired from.
I will also burn my Toyota and drink only domestic beer.
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Wheres my mill? Im retired already.
I've generously opened up the work force several times with just the jobs I've been fired from.
I will also burn my Toyota and drink only domestic beer.

Some guys just get the short end of the stick Jim...

I drink beer brewed in Maine, Drive a GMC and would be happy to retire tomorrow.. whats it got me..
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a nifty pair of overalls? i don't know......



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