Lonely over the holidays?

Striperjim · #1 12-30-2005, 03:43 AM

Posted on Fri, Dec. 23, 2005
Man pleads no contest to cattle relations
Associated Press
NEILLSVILLE, Wis. - A 64-year-old man has pleaded no contest to charges in Clark County Circuit Court after telling police he regularly had been using calves for sexual gratification.
Harold G. Hart was placed on two years probation Thursday and ordered to have psychological counseling and an alcohol and drug abuse assessment after pleading to charges of sexual gratification with an animal and disorderly conduct.
According to the criminal complaint, the family living on the farm Hart visited, installed a motion sensor because they had seen suspicious footprints and vehicle tracks.
When the sensor sounded, Hart was caught leaving the barn. He later told police the farm was a routine stop, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.
Hart told police he had gone to the farm at least 50 times in the last year, sometimes two to four times in a week.

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Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen
Reuters

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.
"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Now for the Ugly chick jokes. :)

TonyDB · #2 12-30-2005, 09:59 AM

Man commits suicide.......Could have been worse....the guy could have been caught doing a rooster.

I'm trying to imagine how the neighbors found out. Had to be from the guys wife. So the neighbor sees the wife taking out the trash and says goodmorning....hows things going? The wife says....Pretty good...oh by the way I caught Lusaka doing a chicken yesterday.

Roc, Bait, you guys are farm boys....any good stories?

JakeF · #3 12-30-2005, 10:58 AM

Never did a chicken, lol.

Did see one of our horses humping a cow one time, lol.

Striperjim · #4 12-31-2005, 01:41 PM

kkevvy · #5 01-02-2006, 10:33 PM

Thats some pretty screwed up stuff.

Leave it to jim to find stories like this. Hahaha.

Horse humping a cow eh? That reminds me of a video of a bull humping a cow then falling over. I can imagine he was embaressed, haha!