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Old 07-07-2007, 05:52 PM
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Because its fat as a whale and as ugly as a shark.


Why is the word abbreviation so long?
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:30 PM
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Probably because it was invented from someone from the north knowing that someone from the south couldn't say it just to cause confusion.

Is fat the new skinny?
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Old 07-07-2007, 06:40 PM
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The only person who knows is Oprah....and she'll never tell.

Why do people clean things (such as dishes) when they know they'll just get dirty the next day?
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Old 07-07-2007, 11:36 PM
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so they don't get things like salmanella (sp) which would put them out of fishing commision for a while.

How old do you have to be before you die of "old" age?
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Old 07-08-2007, 10:55 AM
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If you reach 90 and you croak in your sleep, I would think that thats a pretty good number. 80 and you croak you got jipped.


Why does a pound cake only weigh 12 ounces?
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Old 07-08-2007, 03:52 PM
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because i ate the other four ounces with fresh strawberries, vanilla ice cream, and topped it off with whipped cream....i think thats why they call it a strawberry "short" cake..cause the pound cake is four ounces short...

what is 157,894 plus 897 divided by 63 minus 3 plus 67 multiplied by 4?
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10337.96825396825

Why does jimi4290 ask such EASY math questions?
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Old 07-08-2007, 05:27 PM
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i was kinda bored..

why did brian use a calculator?
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I get a slightly different answer with this.
The reciprical of 22/7.

Ill bet you 5 dollars you dont know the answer to this one. What goes up a hill with 5 legs and comes down with two?
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The reciprocal of 22/7 ? You mean somene baked the Pi backwards?
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Could that be like a farmer who forgot his milking stool at the top of the hill?


What is the speed of dark?
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Maybe a one legged farmer.
1 over Pi is Planks constant.


The speed of dark E = MD squared.
What is the difference between a tad and a smidgeon?
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OOps my bad.
Milk alot of cows did ya. Is that were the name Joe wiz comes from?
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Ooooh my...ya! Biggest set of teats you'll ever hold.

A tad is the small frog under your tire....a smidgeon is a contraction for the small pigeon smeared across the windshield


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Q: what can a cow do that a woman can't?

A: be quiet.
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