Signs you have been bitten hard by the Striper bug
Signs you have been bitten by the Striper bug
Your waders cost more than your new suit
You answer the phone with your online handle
Your basement resembles the bottom floor at Cabelas
You have converted the wifes clothes hamper into a live well
The bar is now a rod and lure building station
You have been given at least one billy Bass as a gift
You start getting soap and cologne as secret santa gifts
You own a freezer that nobody else will go near
You store 6 kinds of bait in the fridge
The phone message says." Hi, you have reached the residence of
Bilgepump Bob, Im unable to answer the phone because
Im down at the dock". Please leave a message or call back in July".
The dog cant get enough of your dirty boxers
The wife wont let you use her washing machine for your fishing clothes.
How inappropriate to call this planet Earth when it is quite clearly Ocean.
Arthur C. Clarke