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Old 11-08-2004, 10:06 PM
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Default GIVEAWAY (something in need of a good home)

Here it is 1 brand new copy of the LL Bean Fly Fishing For Striped Bass Handbook, original cover price $19.95, I ain't got the time to learn how to flyfish, too busy chasin the kids.

Anyone interested post a reply with a joke either good or bad. I'll pick a name out of a hat Sunday about 8 PM

No joke=no entry in my drawing

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Old 11-08-2004, 10:26 PM
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What's the best thing about doin' it with twenty-five year olds?








There's twenty of them.


:-\

That's the best I could come up with...sorry im from Maryland.....
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Old 11-08-2004, 10:43 PM
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A kid goes to his dad and asks, "Dad, what are politics?"
His dad replies, " Put it this way; I am the breadwinner of the family so I am capatilism. Your mom is the owner of the money so she is government. The government is the provider for the people so you are the people. Your baby brother will be the future, and the nanny is the working class. Now think about that."

So he went to bed. He was woken by his brother. The baby had pooped in his diaper. He went to tell his parents, but he only found his mom asleep in the bed. He didn't want to wake her, so he went to the nanny. The door was locked. He checked through a hole and saw the dad in bed with the nanny. He went back to bed. The next morning, he went to his dad and said, "Dad i know what you mean now."

"You do? Tell me."

"OK, while capatilism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, while the people are watching the future being pooped on!!!"



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Old 11-08-2004, 11:50 PM
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I want to deem myself inelligible but here is an entry.

Ok whats the best bait for blackfish?


ans. = Foodstamps. :D

My apologies to poor black folks everywhere
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:50 PM
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My girlfriend was eight before she was four :?:
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:20 PM
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Default Fish joke

Here is mine:

How do fish go into business ?



They start on a small scale!!!


thanks
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Old 11-09-2004, 04:47 PM
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I,m glad to see someone else is out here with me. lonely this time of year, I guess. they are like bears, They go to sleep for the winter.
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Old 11-09-2004, 05:03 PM
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Lol I like your joke dude....Reminds me of that comedian that said "I'd like you to meet my girlfreind of 8 years"......8 years old....
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:09 PM
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Where you guys from? Arkansas?
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Old 11-09-2004, 06:21 PM
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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight?
Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board and I'll sit on the couch, drink beer and fart!

Two for one.
Momma joke
What's the difference between your mother and a hippo?

One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives at rivers in tropical countries.'
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Old 11-09-2004, 08:08 PM
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husband: honey, i won the lottery!!! start packing your bags!!

wife: oh my god!!! this is incredible!! what should i pack?

husband: i dont give a f*** what you pack, just get the f*** out.



what did Davy Crockett say when he got to the Alamo?
"where the f*** did all these landscapers come from?"


i mean no offense to anybody...theyre just jokes.
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Old 11-09-2004, 08:46 PM
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Two fisherman, Joey and Frankie Go fishing for bass, they rent a boat. All day ,not a hit. about 5 o'clock they start to pack it up. Just as they start to come in, a school of bass comes right buy them. The school is so big, the fish are jumping in the boat. They don,t even get to get the rods back in the water. the boat is filled with fish. Joey says to Frankie,what a spot. Marka the spot, so we will knowa for the nexta time. Frankie saya ok. They get back to the peer and all there friends are cheering for them. there telling them what great fisherman they are. They give them all some fish, and get into the car. On the way home Joey says to Frankie did you marka the spot. Frankie said of course I did. I putta biga x on the bottom of the boat. Joey says you stupidda bastard, whata we no getta the same boat a nexta time.
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Old 11-10-2004, 02:17 AM
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The Dumb Bass

http://www.toilet-humor.net/flash/dab.swf
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Old 11-10-2004, 12:09 PM
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Q. "How do you make a small fortune in the fishing website business?"




A. "Start with a large fortune."



Applies to my line of work too........

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Old 11-10-2004, 02:47 PM
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Yea ed. too bad we aint got neither.
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