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Old 08-04-2010, 03:39 PM
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A REDNECK was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the shadows.
'Twenty dollars' she whispers. Bubba had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it's only twenty bucks so they hide in the bushes. They're 'engaged' for
a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It is a police officer.
What's going on here, people?' Asks the officer. 'I'm making love to my wife!' Bubba answers sounding annoyed.
'Oh, I'm sorry,' says the cop, 'I didn't know'
'Well, neither did I, till ya shined that damn light in her face!'
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