Re: Joke Of The Day -A Joke to insult Just about everybody
I was on line at the checkout and a woman saw my big bag of dogfood. She asked what kind of dog I had, and I figured I'd have a little fun. I told her I didn't have a dog and the dogfood was for me. I explained about the dogfood diet that had me losing almost thirty pounds in three months. I also explained that the side effects had me hospitalized for six months. She asked me if it was something poisonous. I told her that it was exactly the opposite and the food was a great well-balanced diet. "What were the side effects?" she asked.
I told her that after three months on the diet, I was sitting off the curb in the street, licking my balls and got hit by a truck.