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10-20-2009, 01:06 PM
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2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
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10-20-2009, 01:16 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
All right youse guys. Ya can't have been a member for too long here before you get to know who Zimno is.
He's one of the most obnoxious, ball bustin', antagonistic, disrespectful, "ADD diagnosed" freaks of nature God ever created.
Also funny and original by putting out some of the best photochops I've seen online. 
Also a hell of a good resource to Striperjim and this site, and a guy who cares enough to respond to even the most irritating questions by the new members. He's really good people, but let's just focus on the obnoxious part for now.... 
I know ya's all got stories about this sick mofo, and possibly some insults too. So let's hear em, best one before Dec 31, 2009 wins 2 plugs. I might even decide to give an extra plug to a runner up story if they're good enough. Let the games begin! It's gonna be a long cold winter, we need some early entertainment.   
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10-20-2009, 01:27 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
I'll start it off. First insult:
Suppose you want to have a quick 5 minute phone convo about some fishing conditions... Who do ya call? Not Zimno, unless ya got 2 hours to kill and an extra cell phone battery. 
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10-20-2009, 01:35 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
First story:
He goes fishin during a hot bite, fishin is good, he gets a 30. What does he do? Brings it back home and throws it in the bathtub (with ice of course). And then, even if he doesn't want to keep any more, he's out again to keep fishin that hot bite. As a fisherman, ya never know when the bite will be over, so ya gotta fish it till it's done.
What happens next? A call comes in from his wife -
"Honey I just got home and went to take a bath....
Where are you and what the eff is this damn fish doing in my bathtub???? "
His response, without missing a beat...
"Well sweetheart, I'm fishin, when ya married me I told ya that's what I do, so that's what I'm doin now, the bite is hot. I'll pull the fish out of the tub later when I get home, Sorry honey. 
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10-20-2009, 03:39 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
Zim's the only guy I know who you can be talking to on the phone, put the phone down, hit the head, make a cup of coffee, come back and pick up the phone and he still going, doesn't even know you left.
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10-20-2009, 03:40 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
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10-20-2009, 06:42 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
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in light of sudsy's link to the funniest post ever regarding paulie...i have to refrain from even participating...there cant be anything anyone could say or do to top the zim mullet thread.
sudsy....you have my vote... 
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10-20-2009, 07:28 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
I still laugh reading that thread. My vote definitely goes to Sudsy
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10-20-2009, 07:54 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
I told the guys not to take any pictures of me at OOB in my banana hammock
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10-20-2009, 08:57 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
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in light of sudsy's link to the funniest post ever regarding paulie...i have to refrain from even participating...there cant be anything anyone could say or do to top the zim mullet thread.
sudsy....you have my vote... |
Cmon man 2800 posts here and that's the best ya can come up with? You can do better than that. Why not tell the story how the dude wore long johns instead of waders at the April gathering? I wasn't there at that point, heard about it later. Maybe you can fill us in. 
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10-20-2009, 09:07 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
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That is a classic thread, I almost fell on the floor when I read that. The mullet guy looks about 5'6", while Zim's prob 6', so unless he did growth hormones since 1985, it ain't him. The facial features are so close it's priceless.
Just for the helluva it, I gotta post those pics. Sudsy's definitely in the front so far, but we got a long ways to go till Dec 31. I know there's some embarassing stories and at least a few dozen insults we can get outta this thread, let's hear em...
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10-20-2009, 09:50 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
oohhh boys... let's roast zimmmmm!!! yummmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!
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10-20-2009, 10:08 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
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oohhh boys... let's roast zimmmmm!!! yummmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!
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  I laughed so much when I saw that I fell off the chair again!
See, that's why the other mooks on here ain't gonna post any good stuff. Cause they know you would crush em in photochop. Aw, they's all a skeered of Zim, the great Oz of photochop! 
Ain't none of you mooks brave enough to face the music? Zim's been around for a long time, I know there's dozens of embarassing stories. The other night I was fishin in Jersey and met a guy who knew him from the old days, sittin around the benches wit all the goombas in between catchin fish. Everyone knows Zim, people in high places, people in low places.
Who's afraid of a little photochop?
Please sir, can I have some more? Spectacular! 
Zim as Gary Busey the chicken man
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10-20-2009, 10:22 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
Zim on leave from the Army, has a "short" conversation as he delivers a watch to a buddy's son.
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10-20-2009, 10:45 PM
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Re: 2009 Official roast Zimno and win some plugs thread!
hey darkskies.....just to set the record straight. in no way shape or form am i afraid of and/or what zim is able to do with photoshop. just in case you missed a few posts from days past....go to the blue room and read the entire photochop thread starting at page 1...it will take you a good hour to see all the chops in that thread....ide say almost 50% of the chops came from my equally sick and twisted mind. as a side note a large number of chops were deleted dut to the fact they were too sick even for the blue room......dont tempt me to re-visit some of the chops too risky for the blue room using your mug.
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