Stanford , Ca.
– Following a recently completed double blinded university study funded by Ghangi.org, a correlation between excessive belly fat and risk of serious man boobs has been found. Researchers at Stanford University have recently unveiled a new startling link found between the recreational use of marijuana and the polishing off a entire freakin’ bag of chips in one sitting. The researchers were too wasted to complete a draft of the study and were last seen riding in an Orange VW singing Bob Marleys Redemption Song.
Now that this link has been subjectively verified, other researchers are currently working on discovering whether there is a connection between former MLB pitcher David Wells and his penchant for scarfing large sacks of white castle hamburgers, hashish and man boobs.